Both at the same time. DOUBLE DICK!

Drunken adventure.

This is how every sane man with a girlfriend should spend any March Break… or day for that matter.

First I was like “WHA!? Mass Effect 3?!” Then I was like “WHAAAA?! One more hour of Mass effect 3?!?!”

So I’m sick of this Kony 2012 thing, dagnabbit

Our youth has their shit figured out. Fo sho.

This is me about to sucker punch a medium-rare steak and eat some kabobs.

Short folks hijack planes and text messages

Short-folks are a mystery, but in the same case so is Big Foot or Sasquatch or ape man or whatever you want to call him. At least he isn’t that pussy The Loch Ness Monster.

An awesome tale of a burglar with a passion for the culinary arts.

So Tim Horton’s is upgrading their Canadian cups and their largest is 24 ounces. As an alcoholic when I hear 24 ounces I think. Whoa, two more ounces and we’ve got a bottle of whiskey. Why so much coffee?

Cracker plz. A another comic by a white guy about white people falling victim of some prejudice. It’s fun.

I don’t exactly know what my thing with upside down flying sheep is, but I’ve painted two pieces with this design and now this comic. Oh well. I think it looks cool.

Hahaha, I don’t know why I listed this as an offensive joke edition of Short Folks. They’re all kind of offensive.

I really liked this one, though.

I really did not like Skyline. I thought it was awful. I hated it so much I manifested my super hatred artistically. Here it is.

What a fucking terrible movie.